RE: That Loud Snapping Sound

My younger one is eleven months old now.  When my older one was his age, I was already pregnant. My older one had finished his cosleeping phase and was giving his parents plenty of full nights of sleep.

Not this little monster. Not that he's a bad kid or anything, he's just a demon baby. He's completely evil and amazingly cute. Sounds like the work of Satan, IMO.

The kid hates me.  He shows no signs of being ready to sleep in his own crib. I try every night to get him into his crib, which never works and just PISSES THIS KID OFF.  Which, a lot of times, means I lose entire nights worth of sleep just trying to calm him down.

Something had to give. And you know what? I think it just did. Bye bye, last lingering shred of sanity-- may we meet again when I wake up tomorrow.

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